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The Revolutionary

PHIL-BLASTERS

"It's hip to be square"

 Made in the top secret laboratory of our resident local mad man/sheet metal god the Phil Blasters sprang to life because a local camaro owner was flat assed broke. realizing what happened when the Camaro owner made his own subframe connectors/driveshaft loop/floor pan support our hero whipped out a set of absolutely sick sounding horsepower producing ecologically friendly non C.A.R.B. aproved mufflers to save the day.

FEATURES

MORE MELLOW THAN A CAR LOAD OF RASTAFARIANS

CUSTOM FIT

MOSTLY PAINLESS INSTALLATION (Use of closet rod not recommended)

super fast turnaround - talk about them on sunday and install them on monday

soot resistant

CHICKS DIG 'em

 easy installation instructions:

1. Raise yo ride

2. weld in place

(see diagram below)

TESTIMONIALS

these mufflers sound so good anybody smart enough to not buy a mustang should have a set. hell, i want a set for my lawn mower. (Camaro owner)

da-yum... SCHWEET! (dude down the skreet)

what happened to $#%@'s (name changed to protect the innocent) car? it does not sound like a huge turd anymore. (neighbor)

the official muffler o' da shote cheese

FOR TECHNICAL INFORMATION OR TO PLACE AN ORDER CALL 1-800-KA-THUMP